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Jul
27
2016

SAGAAI K BAAD


(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe pyar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR SHAADI K BAAD)
ab msg NICHE SE UPAR PADHO

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
20 Likes
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Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Hum Boys k t0p 10 jhoot


Hum Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
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1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoote
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur
akhiri
pasand ho.. (ganta
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( boys ka m0bile
silent?
4. mummy ki call ha jani
(Had ho gai:
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath
pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri
jaan
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0 jaye
8. Tmhare parents mere parents
hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai
krta.. (taubA kro
10. Tm na mili to kanwara
betha
rahunga..!
(pure ek haftey tak

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girlfriend Hey


Girlfriend:" Hey
Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me
back.
Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you
doing.. ??
Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something
from you..
Boyfriend:" What ??
Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND
me 15k ??
Boyfriend:" 15k for what..??
Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair
+nails and 3k for my shoes..
Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.
k,
k
that's for your perfume.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
23 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

DURING EXAM


DURING EXAM.
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Girls tension :
Question out of syllabus na aajaye.
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Boys tension:
.
Saala roll Number 1st bench pe na aajaye!! :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016
BF Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Mujhe Nahi Lagta


BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi...!
GF: Kyu...?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi... Tumhari Behen Se Mila... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girl Tu hasta nahi hai kya


Girl: Tu hasta nahi hai kya??
Boy: kyu??
Girl: tere haste hue photo nahi hai.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?? :D :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Car me Verna aur Pyar me Marna hum aaj bhi


Car me Verna aur Pyar me Marna hum aaj bhi pasand karte hai.,
Lekin Ford me Figo aur Ladki me Ego aaj bhi hame pasand nahi.. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
30
2016
Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho Wo baag kya jis


Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes