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Nov
20
2011

What is the difference


What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?


Ans:
The Girl Will Look SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
well
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)

Submitted By : Harsh
Place : Chapra, Bihar
107 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
29
2012
Judge: you want to divorce your husband


Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?


Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening me every night with a dead weapon.

Submitted By : Gauri
Place : Gaya, Bihar
65 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
11
2011
HUSBAND: If i sleep with your best friend


HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?





WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

Submitted By : Purushottam
Place : New Delhi
69 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
25
2011

funny sms


jab "wo" andar jayega to dard hoga


par tum awaz mat karna,


warna sabko pata chal jayega ki




aap "INJECTION" se darte ho.

Submitted By : Anuj
Place : Rewari, Haryana
121 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
10
2011

Dil Me Ched Hai


Bhikari Train Me Apna X-RAY Liye Bheek Mang Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Doctor Bola - Saale Pichwade ka X-RAY Dikha Ke Bolta Hai Dekho Mere,

Dil Me Ched Hai.

Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
301 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Jan
14
2012

Aha


Ek Larka-Larki Aha!
Raat K Andhere Me Aha!
Jhari K Pichhe Aha!
Daba-Daba K Aha!
Choos-Choos K Aha!
Fruity Pee Rahe The!!!

Submitted By : Chetana
Place : Beawar, Rajasthan
203 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Aug
23
2011

Mera boyfriend kab sudhrega


Girl- Mera boyfriend kab sudhrega?
Baba- usko layi ho?
Girl- Nahi
Baba- Koi baat nahi, Apni bra kholo.
Girl- kyun?
Baba- us k hath ki lakerein dekhni hai.

Submitted By : Bijoy
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
443 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes