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Oct
4
2013

humne to unse dil laga kr


humne to unse dil laga kr
jee ka janjaal kr diya









itna soche h unke bare main

sala hilla hilla k loda b laal
kr diya

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
33 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   131 Votes


Oct
4
2013

galib


galib

hum to umar bhar unki
salwaar hi niharte rhe

wah wah

hum to umar bhar unki
salwaar hi niharte rhe

sala chut k bare m soch
k hi mud maarte rhe

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
22 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Oct
3
2013

aaj k doctor


aaj k doctor

tu ulti leti hui b
maal lag rhi h

kamar white or
gand laal lag rhi h

piche se chudi lagti h
piche se hallal lag rhi h

kelho ki golaiyo ko dekhar
umar b 26 saal lag rhi h

tere kulho pr til b
kitna kaala h
jyada hil mat lagta h
tuje paad aane wala h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
19 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Oct
3
2013

aaj ka noker


aaj ka noker


kaam kerva kerva k
meri chamdi uttar li

wah wah

kya khak wah wah

sala sokin tha gand ka
meri gand b maar li

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
11 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Oct
3
2013

kaam wali


kaam wali...

vo hamain pyar se phulo
ki daali kehta h

vo apni biwi jaisa samjta h
isiliye sali kehta h

meri jhanto ko todkar
apne ko mali kehta h

muje pariyon sa husan
wali kehta h

sale ki joru aate hi phir
se kaamwali kehta h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
25 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
1
2013

hostel girls


hostel girls

na ketne wali raat
chut m pura hath
saheliyo ka saath

ek duje ki chaddi nikaalna
phir belan chut m dalna

phir jor se belan ka prahaar
main aur meri sab yaar

vo belan ka chut m gus jaana
jisko beln na do uska rus jaana



missing hostel days

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
20 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Sep
27
2013

Three good manners of MALE penis


Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- It bow down after the performance.

Submitted By : Narendra Singh Rathore
Place : Jodhpur
20 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Sep
22
2013

Napaas mulacha sher-


Napaas mulacha sher-

Ratrabhar kela mi abhyas basun.

wah wah

Ratrabhar kela mi abhyas basun.
Pan shevti milale kay?
Lavda-Lasun,
Te pan evdi gand ghasun

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
20 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes