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Nov
5
2013

Arz kiya hai


.Arz kiya hai:

Shukr hai ki aapke haath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate....
Shukr hai ki aapke haath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate....
Varna sitaare kya cheez hain, aap to Pariyon ki gaand mein bhi ungli kar aate
WAH WAH WAH

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
42 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Oct
29
2013

Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte


Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Chut ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai

Jinki gand me ungli na karo toh wo yaad kiya bhi nahi karte..
To mere pagal lawdo
Sunooooo

arz kiya hai...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...


Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

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arz kiya hai...


ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal.....


aur sunao kaise ho, LODE K BAAL ?

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Arz kia hai...


Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..


Sabne teri gaad maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..

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Arz kiya hai...

Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,

Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.


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Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Ab has bhi le lode


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Zindgi Lowdo ka pulinda hai,
chut aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Gaand marne k liye jinda hai.
????????

Submitted By : Rahul
Place : Delhi
55 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   116 Votes


Oct
29
2013
Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada


Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada..

Wah!!!! Wah!!!!

Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada.. Wah!!!! Per age to kaho miya?

Per sanam ki bekhudi to dekho nange hi chale agai? Wah!!!! Wah!!!!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
21 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes


Oct
29
2013

Arz karta hun bhenchod


Arz karta hun bhenchod :

????

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai,

fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,

Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota,

kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

????

Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-

gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..

?

Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.

De kar Lalach Use

'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne?

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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost?

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti?.!

?

Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.

Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda

Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti ka loda?

???

Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?

Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge

?

Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.

??

SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE HAI,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE HAI,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,

AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.

?????

Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo

Kehte Hai Ki

Choot Per Baal Hai..

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo

Kehte Hai Ki

Choot Per Baal Hai..

Arey..

Yeh Toh Laude Ko

Fasane Ke Liye

Bichhaya Huwa

Jaal Hain..!

???????

Arz hai

Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai

ek CHUT Ka Nam!

Wah!Wah!

pehle sun to le lawde

Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H

1 CHUT Ka Nam!

To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko aram?

?

Door goan me ek basti thi jaha pe randia sasti thi.

unki gand me itni masti thi

jaha dalo hasti thi.

magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan ke lagte ho

?

chodan chodan kare sabhi

chod sake na koye

jab chodne ki bari ayi

land khada na hoye

???

Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal?

Kal chodne ki raat thi,

Sab ne kia apna khada,

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain


Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
17 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Muddat ke baad


Muddat ke baad dekha to badli hui thi woh...

Naa jane kya Hadsa hua, sahmi hui thi woh...

Usne mujhe dekh ke apna Chehra toh chupa liya...

Par uski Chaal bata rahi thi ki CHUDI hui thi woh...!!!

Submitted By : Sanjay Singh
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Oct
25
2013

Fir Na Silegi Yeh Gand Agar Fat Jayegi


Fir Na Silegi, Yeh Gand Agar Fat Jayegi;
Zindagi Jhaat Nahi, Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi;
Jo Maal Pasand Hai Usse Himmat Kar Ke Thok Lo;
Varna Zindagi Yuhi Hilane Mein Gujar Jayegi!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
45 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Oct
24
2013

arz h


arz h
kya chatni chatati ho pakode pr
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kya wahi maza dogi mere lode pr

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
12 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes