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Nov
18
2013

Pee Raha Hu Brandy


Pee Raha Hu Brandy..

Chaahiye 1 Randi,

Magar Kya Karu Maarket Me Hai Itni Mandi..
Ki
Haath Se Hilaani Padti He Apni Dandi..
Happy Thandi..
Without Randi...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
123 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   173 Votes


Nov
16
2013

Arz karta hun bhenchod


Arz karta hun bhenchod :

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte

hai,

fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,

Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat

nahi hota,

kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne

ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

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Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara

nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre, to chaubara

nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-

gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo

dobara nazar aya..

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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya

Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya

Humne.

De kar Lalach Use

'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND"

chusa Diya Humne...

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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai

mere dost...

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi

milti....!

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Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka

dimag dauda.

Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka

dimag dauda

Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti

ka loda...

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Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT

Dhyaan Mei?

Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka

Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge

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Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob

daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob

daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke

humare GOTE suja diye.

Submitted By : bharat
Place : rajkot
90 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   237 Votes


Nov
14
2013

Latest from Sidhu


Latest from Sidhu......
Marzi Ka Sex Kabhi Paap Nahi Hota.
Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap Nahi Hota.
Condom Jarur Lagana Mere Dost,
Q ki,
Khade Lund Ke Paas Dimag Nahi Hota....!!

Thoko tali.....

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
112 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Nov
11
2013

Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho


Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.

Submitted By : Sanjay Singh
Place : Mumbai
57 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   187 Votes


Nov
11
2013

Jawani mein sabki halat ek c hoti hai.


Jawani mein sabki halat ek c hoti hai.
Pyar ka nasha hota hai.
Raat mein AANKHW khuli hoti hai.
Ladko ke hath mein lulli aur
Ladkiyo ke hath mein muuli hoti hai.

Submitted By : Sanjay Singh
Place : Mumbai
55 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   117 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Arz kia hai ke


Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
40 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Beat me eat me bite my bum


Beat me, eat me, bite my bum,

whip me, strip me ,make me cum,

suck me, fuck me and lick me out,

then tickle my nipples until I shout!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
30 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Nov
7
2013

Most creative gaali of the year


Most creative gaali of the year...

"Abe, lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,

ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'bhajan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'..."

Submitted By : Atik
Place : Himatnagar
30 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes