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Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,
Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,
Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,
To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
422 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   475 Votes


Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
374 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   422 Votes


Jan
16
2014

Roz Sapne Mein Aati Ho


Roz Sapne Mein Aati Ho,
Neende Hamari Udati Ho,
Chaddi Hamari Kaun Dhoyega Janeman,
Jo Roz Raat Ko Aakar Bhigati Ho.

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
131 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   279 Votes


Jan
7
2014
Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte


Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,
Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte

Submitted By : premdan
Place : orissa cuttack
57 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Dec
24
2013
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha


Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
161 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   273 Votes


Dec
14
2013

SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE


SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE

HAI,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE

BAITHE HAI,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE

WALI HAI,

AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI

CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.
.

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
91 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   236 Votes


Dec
12
2013

Roye Hum Iss Kadar


Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar
Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni
Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine,
Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
63 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   156 Votes


Nov
22
2013

Most creative gaali of the year


Most creative gaali of the year . . .
"Abe lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,
ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'Kirtan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'."

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
169 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   303 Votes