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Jun
16
2014
is anjaan shehar me pathar kaha se aakr laga


is anjaan shehar me pathar kaha se aakr laga mujhe..
....a dost .....
lagta hai in gairon k bheed me koi apna hi maa chuda rha h...

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
24 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Jun
16
2014

chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad


chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad..
chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad..
dekho kaise sharma k beitha h bhosdi ka matlab nikal jane k baad..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
41 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jun
10
2014

kabir das ke SEXY dohe


kabir das ke SEXY dohe..

kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
biwi to chudti rahegi, padosan chodega kab

aisi ladki chodiye lund ka aapa khoye
auro se chudi na ho biwi wo hi hoe..

bada hua to kya hua tera lund huzoor
humne bhi ladkiyo se maje liye bharpoor

karat karat chudayi se lund hot balwan
chut me awat jawat se lund bane mahaan

kuwaari kali na chodiye chut pe kare ghamand
chudi chudayi chodiye jo lapak ke lewe lund

chodte chodte subah ho gyi lund pe pad gye chhale
chut fat ke gufa ho gyi waah re chodne wale.. :-)

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
73 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


May
3
2014

Baba bhosdidiwale Kahte hai ki-


Baba bhosdidiwale Kahte hai ki-
"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,
Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,
Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,
Lohe par hathoda aur chut par loda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,
Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."
????

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
119 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   265 Votes


Mar
10
2014

Girl- mei hu ladki jheel ki


Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..?

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
221 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   449 Votes


Mar
7
2014

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai....

Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...

WAH WAH!

Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...

Teri Behen ka Sapna aayaa...
Kachche mein hi chhoot gyaa...

XD

Submitted By : Logan
Place : Chandigarh
51 Likes
64 Dislikes
Rating :   188 Votes


Jan
24
2014

ek majbut shayari


ek majbut shayari..
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Dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi....
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dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi...
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chup ke se dekho apne chaddhi me hai paadi..PewPewPew

Submitted By : Himanshu
Place : Airoli
38 Likes
185 Dislikes
Rating :   296 Votes


Jan
19
2014

natak mat kar


Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Wah Wah!Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!

Submitted By : manish
Place : mumbai
146 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   296 Votes