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Adult Shayari
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Jun
16
2014 is anjaan shehar me pathar kaha se aakr laga mujhe..
....a dost .....
lagta hai in gairon k bheed me koi apna hi maa chuda rha h...
Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
24 Likes 
9 Dislikes
Rating :
58 Votes
Jun
16
2014 chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad
chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad..
chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad..
dekho kaise sharma k beitha h bhosdi ka matlab nikal jane k baad..
Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
41 Likes 2 Dislikes
Rating :
38 Votes
Jun
10
2014 kabir das ke SEXY dohe
kabir das ke SEXY dohe..
kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
biwi to chudti rahegi, padosan chodega kab
aisi ladki chodiye lund ka aapa khoye
auro se chudi na ho biwi wo hi hoe..
bada hua to kya hua tera lund huzoor
humne bhi ladkiyo se maje liye bharpoor
karat karat chudayi se lund hot balwan
chut me awat jawat se lund bane mahaan
kuwaari kali na chodiye chut pe kare ghamand
chudi chudayi chodiye jo lapak ke lewe lund
chodte chodte subah ho gyi lund pe pad gye chhale
chut fat ke gufa ho gyi waah re chodne wale.. :-)
Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
73 Likes 14 Dislikes
Rating :
122 Votes
May
3
2014 Baba bhosdidiwale Kahte hai ki-
Baba bhosdidiwale Kahte hai ki-
"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,
Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,
Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,
Lohe par hathoda aur chut par loda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,
Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."
????
Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
119 Likes 26 Dislikes
Rating :
265 Votes
Mar
10
2014 Girl- mei hu ladki jheel ki
Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...
Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..?
Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
221 Likes 42 Dislikes
Rating :
449 Votes
Mar
7
2014 Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai....
Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...
WAH WAH!
Sheesha fenka aasmaan mein...
rastey mein hi toot gyaa...
Teri Behen ka Sapna aayaa...
Kachche mein hi chhoot gyaa...
XD
Submitted By : Logan
Place : Chandigarh
51 Likes 64 Dislikes
Rating :
188 Votes
Jan
24
2014 ek majbut shayari
ek majbut shayari..
...
Dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi....
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dikhne me hai preety dekho kitni simple sadhi...
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chup ke se dekho apne chaddhi me hai paadi..PewPewPew
Submitted By : Himanshu
Place : Airoli
38 Likes 185 Dislikes
Rating :
296 Votes
Jan
19
2014 natak mat kar
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Wah Wah!Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!
Submitted By : manish
Place : mumbai
146 Likes 35 Dislikes
Rating :
296 Votes