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Mar
17
2012
perfect answer by a practical boyfreind


perfect answer by a practical boyfreind to his emotionL girlfreind -
"Main tere liye chaand aur taare bhi tod kar de du.
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.i repeat.
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main tere liye chaand aur taare bhi todkar de du.
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.par b**ch*d tu uska karegi kyaa ?

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215 Likes
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Rating :   49 Votes


Mar
17
2012

likhne wale ne kya likha h waha waha


likhne wale ne kya likha h waha waha :D :P

Gul batti kamre ki ho jaye...toh...toh...toh pyaar do pyaar lo

Arey bechain dil tharki ho jaye toh pyaar do pyaar lo...

ab kaise bataye..batti gul..din me 10 bar hoti h...aur dil..tharki..50 bar :P

har bar pyar lege aur dege to kamjooorrr ho jayeege :P:P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
200 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Mar
16
2012
sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se....


sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se.....

naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhi ho.....

waah waah....

naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhai ho....

patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho....... :) :P

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579 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Mar
14
2012
Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey


Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey...
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Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey...
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Par sanam ki berukhi toh dekho...

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Nangey hi chaley aaye..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
307 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   84 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Chodte chodte Subah Ho Gyi


Chodte chodte Subah Ho Gyi,
Lund Me Pad Gye Chaale,
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Chut Fat K Gufa Ho Gyi
Wah Re Chodne Wale...!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
468 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   180 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat


Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,

Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,

Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,

Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....

Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1257 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   481 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai


Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai...

Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai...

Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane me dost,

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
439 Likes
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Rating :   282 Votes