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Jun
16
2015

Boy To Girl


Boy To Girl:

Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho,

Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho.

Girl To Boy:

Gulab Khareedne Wale Kaatein Nahi Dekhte,

Ladki Ko Chodne Wale Jhaate Nahi Dekhte.

Submitted By : Mit
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
1
2015

Thought for The Day


Thought for The Day

जिंदगी बहुत ही सैक्सी है ....
सिर्फ़ नजर में हवस होनी चाहिये!

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Apr
1
2015

14


पागल है वो लोग जो 14 फ़रवरी को प्रपोज़ करते है ।
मेरी मानो तो aaj प्रपोज़ करो
मान गई तो cool ...
वरना दीदी अप्रैल fool...

Submitted By : Arshi Verma
Place : Delhi
14 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Apr
1
2015

Kamwali ko 1din CONDOM mila


Kamwali ko 1din CONDOM mila,

Kamwali- Maalkin ye kya hai...?

Malkin: Tere gaon me CHUDAAI nahi hoti kya...?

Kamwali- Hoti to hai par itni jabardast nahi ki LAWDE ka chhilka hi nikal jaye..

Submitted By : Arshi Verma
Place : Delhi
22 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Mar
16
2015

Sher kahu sher kahu


Sher kahu sher kahu sher mujhe ata ni chut teri choti si mera usme jata ni....

Submitted By : Mohit khurcha
Place : saharanpur
15 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Feb
6
2015

aaj tu bhul hi chuki h mujhe


aaj tu bhul hi chuki h mujhe;

to itna yaad rakhna....bhenchod!

ye to pyar ka bhram tha vrna..itna chodta ki ghar tak bacche dete hue jaati!!!


-bhadka hua aashiq

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
31
2015
tir se kya marti ho dhar to talbar me hai


tir se kya marti ho dhar to talbar me hai
.
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Dupate se kyo chupati ho maal to salbar me hai

Submitted By : Rounak Agarwal
Place : Jhansi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
20
2015

main hoon raani jheel ki


main hoon raani jheel ki
chut hai meri steel ki
na chaud paye koi hathi ghoda
tu kya chadega maa ka lauda.....

this is not for my readers ... i know u all are damn good fuckers....

Submitted By : sanskar jain
Place : bhopal
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes