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Sep
25
2013

boy


boy..
hey tumhara naam aarti h
jo mardo ki chaddi uttarti h

girl..
nhi mera naam to ganga h
jiski gori janga h


heytumhara naam raam h
jo hath se chalata kaam h

boy..
nhi mera naam to yaar h
jiske paas tumhe pasand
aaye vo hatiyaar h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
42 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Sep
25
2013

mrs galib


mrs galib

vo kitne hatte katte h

wah wah

lund k sath do tatte h

wah wah

khuda kasam lund to mast h
lekin vo kitne khatte h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
10 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Sep
22
2013
Aao bachcho tumhe dikhayen ladki 16 saal ki


Aao bachcho tumhe dikhayen ladki 16 saal ki,

Mote-mote boobs uske, chut badi kamaal ki,

Jaliyaan wala baag dekho waha khadi thi chhoriyaa,

Chodne wale chod rahe the bicha-bicha k boriyaa,

Yeh mat pucho kisne kheli waha chut se holiyaan,

Laude to sidhe khade the latak rahi thi goliyaan,

Aazadi ki us ladaai me main bhi waha dauda tha,

1 haath me tel ki bottle 1 haath me lauda tha

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
117 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   88 Votes


Sep
22
2013

Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish


'Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish"

Uski hi kuch panktiya bhej raha hoon

Hoth se hoth mila kar to dekho,

naye logon se rishta bana kar to dekho.

Boobs bra mein chupane se kya faayda,

kisi ke haathon mein inhe thama kar to dekho.

Ungli karne se kab tak hongi tumhari khushiyan puri,

Ek baar lund aazma kar to dekho

Aasma bhi niche utar aayega tumhari chut dekhne, ek baar apni skirt utha kar to dekho.

Waada karte hain chut ko surang bana denge tumhari,

Ek baar humse marwa kar to dekho..

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
48 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Sep
21
2013

choom lou choot tera


choom lou choot tera
dil ki yehi khahish hai
baat yea mere nahi
lund ki farmaish hai.

Submitted By : Dark streets
Place : Shopian
16 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Sep
21
2013

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi


Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi,
Ye wo khel Hai jisme sab kamyab nahi,
Jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kuch hi log hai..
Or
Jinke lavde lag gaye unka to hisab nahi

Submitted By : divyesh
Place : mumbai
20 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Sep
21
2013

ARZ HAI


ARZ HAI:
Gand marwane se
Kisi ki maut
Nahi hotiGalib..
Wah wah.
Gand marwane se
Kisi ki maut
Nahi hotiGalib..
Sirf chalne ka andaz badal jata h

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
24 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Sep
2
2013

adult holi sms


``Sawan mein jab aayi holi..
ek choot jhoom ke boli...
koi mere sath bhi khele holi...
lando ne banai toli...
raat bhar choot tatoli...
subah uth kar choot boli...
maa chudaye aisi holi...

Submitted By : Mohammed zafi
Place : jabalpur
26 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes