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Apr
23
2014

Parwah Karne WaLe Aksar RuLa


Parwah Karne WaLe Aksar RuLa
Jate Hai,....
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Apna Keh Kar Paraya Kar Jaate
Hai,.....
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Wafa Jitni Bhi Karo Koi Fark Nahi
Padta......
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MUJHE MAT CHHORRNA
Keh Kar Khud Chhorr Jaate
Hai.......

***ANJANA SAGAR***

Submitted By : Anjanasagar
Place : mumbai
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Apr
22
2014

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai I M GOING


BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
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Apr
22
2014

Ek scientist BRA banana chahta tha


Ek scientist BRA banana chahta tha,
jisme bhagte huye girls ke boobs na hile,
Aur bhigne par nipple na dikhe?.
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BHAI tension mat lo, Maar diya madarchod ko??. ?

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
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Apr
22
2014

Ek Baar ek Engineer Baap apne CA


Ek Baar ek Engineer Baap apne CA
Bete se Milne City jaata hai.

Waha uske
Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi
Rehti hai !

Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate??????
hai......

Engineer DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?

CA BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad,........
Mere Saath he Rehti hai.

Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe
Honge.....

But Hum Dono ke Beech koi
Physical Relationship Nahi hai...

Hum
dono ke Rooms Alag hai,

Hum log alag
alag He Sote hai,

We're just Good
Friends !

Engineer DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud...

( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu...
Mujhe Pagal mat bana )

Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata
hai..

AFTER A WEEK.....

LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare
papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo
plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai
Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !

Ca LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !

LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti
hai !

CA LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai..

It says...

"Dear Dad,

Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki...

Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki
Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki...

Agar Galti se plate le Gaye ho, please
wapis kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky
plate hai !

- Your Son !

After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad !

"Dear Son,

Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Roommate Tere Sath Soti hai...

Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo
Tere Sath Nahi Soti hai...

Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar
wo Apne Room me, Apni Bed pe so jati,

To uske Takiye ke Neeche he plate
Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha

-Tera Baap ( engIneer ).

Baap Baap ( ENGINEER ) Hota Hai

Haso mat salo market me ekdam naya he, jldi forward karo nai to koi kar lega.. ....

Submitted By : rinku....
Place : barwani
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Apr
22
2014
i love my lyf nt bcoz m so much hpy 2 ma lyf


i love my lyf nt b'coz m so much hpy 2 ma lyf...
Nt bcz i dnt hv problmz im ma lyf... bt i knw only
1 thing tht is...

ZINDGI NA MILEGI DOBARA... So enjy evry m'ment
of lyf , whrevr d lyf goes & wtevr t situation... jst
cheer up@@ love u lyf

Rahul manoj V.R

Submitted By : Rahul Manoj V.R
Place : bangalore
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Apr
22
2014

Jindagi ke sabse mithe yad ho aap



Jindagi ke sabse mithe yad ho aap,

mehke huye fulonki kushbu ho aap ,

jindagi me bahut dost mile,

unme sabse "alag aur khaas" ho AAP.

Submitted By : sona singh
Place : mumbai
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Apr
22
2014
Winners never do any Special work But they do


Winners never do any Special work But they do work in a Special way.
so think before act
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Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
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Apr
22
2014

Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di


?Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi..
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
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