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Apr
18
2014
Never feel sad on losing anything in your life


"Never feel sad on losing anything in your life Because whenever a Tree loses its leaf, A new leaf is ready to take its place!"

Submitted By : sanjib sarkar
Place : udaipur, tripura
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Apr
18
2014

Monday Night


Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients
k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho !
Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki
engagement thi to Usne party di isliye
Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho
gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood
fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai
work load bahut tha...bahut tension
thi....isliye
Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi
na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to
khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm...Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil
gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti
pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par
maane nahi...
Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband : AAJ MERA MOOD THA :-P
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Wo Jo Apna Tha Humse Hai Khafa


Wo Jo Apna Tha Humse Hai Khafa,
Pata Nahi Kis Se Huyi Thi Kya Khata,
Be-Wajah Dil Nahi Tut-Taa Kisi Ka,
Tum The Ya Hum The Bewafa..

Submitted By : amir zishan
Place : mau u.p.
8 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra


Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra
K,
Kisi Ko Dhoka na Do Apna Bana
K,
Kar lo yaad Jab Tak Hum Zinda
hai,
Fir na Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Me
Yade basa ke...!

Submitted By : kavish kadoti
Place : banswara
10 Likes
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Life is a book of mystry


Life is a book of mystry ?
U never know which page will bring a good twist in the story,
keep on reading bcoz happiness comes when it is most unexpected.

Submitted By : Jay shree Radhe krushna
Place : rajkot
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Favourite Patients


Favourite Patients

4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.

1st surgeon: I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order.

2nd surgeon: I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order.

3rd surgeon: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.

The 4th surgeon: I like operating on politicians.

The other three look at each other in disbelief.

He continues: Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts & brains are interchangeable.

Submitted By : amir zishan
Place : mau u.p.
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Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
18
2014
Bhula kr hame wo khus reh payege Sath nhi to


Bhula kr hame wo khus reh payege? Sath nhi to mere jane k baad muskurayge? Duaa h khuda se kbhi dard na dena unko.? Hum seh gye h wo toot jayenge..?

Submitted By : Rinki
Place : jamshedpur
7 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
18
2014

Life changes every minute of everyday


Life changes every minute of everyday,
you lose friends,you gain friends,
you realize your friends wasn't ever really your friends,
you look for love,you find love,you lose love & you realize all long you've been loved.
you laugh,you cry,you laugh so hard that you cry.
you do this,you do that.
you really wish you hadn't done that.

you then learn from that and are glad that you did.
you have your ups.
you have your Downs.
you see good movies,you see bad movies.
you look at others and wish you were them.
you then realize who they are.
and are glad you are you.
you love life,you hate life.
in the end you just find yourself happy to be living life,no matter what's thrown at you. Thats what is life,keep smiling.

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Pune
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