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Oct
24
2014

ek sath tera pane ko hm dua mangte h


ek sath tera pane ko hm dua mangte h
ek tujhse mulaqat ka hm spna sjate h
jane kitni chahat h tujhse jane ja
ye khud ko smjhakr v nhi smjh pate h....

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
26
2014
Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya


✔ Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. ...Wah!Wah!Wah!!Wah!!..........Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... Phirrrrr...?Phir kya.! ?????Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya... Ha Ha Ha... ✔Ek aur...Aankho mein nami thi,Aur vitamin ki kami thi..Wah Wah,Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi...✔Ek aur...Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko...Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,Bomb se udaa do saale ko...✔ Baslast...Tajmahal kya cheez hai, Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga...✔Bas iske baad khatam...Hasi ke liye gam kurbaan, Khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan, Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,AurrAgar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to...Saala dost bhi kurbaan...✔'("3 Dost")'Billu, Gullu & Ulloo...Billu B.Sc. mein padh raha hai...Gullu M.A. mein padh raha hai...Aur hamara Ulloo facebook par post padh raha hai...'Haa Haa Haa'

Submitted By : amit
Place : parsa
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014

Correction Day


Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing

That You Have Found

In Me & You Want Me

To Correct?

This Would Help Me To

Improve Myself This Year

Reply Is Must &

be Honest

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014
bhakt baba chut aur chutiye me kya antar hai


bhakt: baba chut aur chutiye me kya antar hai?
baba: beta jo admi ko pagal kr de use chut kehte h aur jo chut ke pichhe pagal ho jaaye use chutiya kehte h.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014
barbaad karke mujhe usne puchha fir mujhse


barbaad karke mujhe usne puchha, "fir mujhse mohabbat kroge?"
lahuluhan tha dil magar honto ne kaha,
"TERI MAA KI CHUT".

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014

HappyNewYear movie


शाहरुख खान : #HappyNewYear movie दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी चोरी की कहानी है
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जयललिता : हा हा हा
सुरेश कलमाड़ी : हा हा हा हा
ए. राजा : हा हा हा हा हा

Submitted By : Codey Akash
Place : New Delhi Near Maharaja agersen College
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014
Huge amount of hugs can do great thing for a


Huge amount of hugs can do great thing for a broken heart but showing back at someone's difficult times can leave his/her emotions paralized.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
25
2014
Abhishek- chahe jiski biwi pe seeti baja le agar


Abhishek- chahe jiski biwi pe seeti baja le, agar meri biwi pe seeti bajayi na.


Aishwarya- don't worry, pandey ji pehle hi seeti baja chuke hai.



Abhishek shocked, Miss world rocked.


Jisko samajh nahi aaya jaake tom & jerry dekho.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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